"I like, don’t even know why I am doing this. I hate biology. I want to move to St. Thomas and be a hippie and you don’t need biology to do that. Whatever. Can I plug my iPhone into your computer?"

— Overheard at Coffee Zone

"There’s an old Irish saying, “If a girl won’t get drunk with you, she won’t have sex with you.” Maybe that’s only true in Ireland, but think about it anyway."

— Overheard at Lab Meeting, given as some advice to someone on a paper.

Not at all traumatizing.

"What is it in the Bible, Jesus or God or someone said, ‘I vomit the lukewarm.’ Well, that’s me. I vomit the lukewarm."

— unnamed professor, instructing us on the preferred tone of our papers. 

Tags: mizzou

O rly?

So evidently, MUPD “didn’t know” that you aren’t supposed to detain people for the under 35 gram misdemeanor passed by the city in 2004. I mean, nobody asked them, so what do ya do?

Tiger Line. You fail so hard.

A discarded textbook laying unclaimed in the Psychology Building. Ahh, to be an adolescent in the 90s. A simpler time, no?

A discarded textbook laying unclaimed in the Psychology Building. Ahh, to be an adolescent in the 90s. A simpler time, no?

Sad things on the sidewalk: mizzou quad edition. My senses tell me that this was a quad streaking gone awry.

Sad things on the sidewalk: mizzou quad edition. My senses tell me that this was a quad streaking gone awry.

The Psych Building got tagged. I don’t think I want to know who is claiming our building or why.

The Psych Building got tagged. I don’t think I want to know who is claiming our building or why.

The Great Mizzou Confetti Scare

Gotta love Mike Dixon. Animation I can appreciate.