"I like, don’t even know why I am doing this. I hate biology. I want to move to St. Thomas and be a hippie and you don’t need biology to do that. Whatever. Can I plug my iPhone into your computer?"
— Overheard at Coffee Zone
"There’s an old Irish saying, “If a girl won’t get drunk with you, she won’t have sex with you.” Maybe that’s only true in Ireland, but think about it anyway."
— Overheard at Lab Meeting, given as some advice to someone on a paper.
"What is it in the Bible, Jesus or God or someone said, ‘I vomit the lukewarm.’ Well, that’s me. I vomit the lukewarm."
— unnamed professor, instructing us on the preferred tone of our papers.
So evidently, MUPD “didn’t know” that you aren’t supposed to detain people for the under 35 gram misdemeanor passed by the city in 2004. I mean, nobody asked them, so what do ya do?
Gotta love Mike Dixon. Animation I can appreciate.