This Is My Life, These Are My Choices

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April 13, 2013

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"I like, don’t even know why I am doing this. I hate biology. I want to move to St. Thomas and be a hippie and you don’t need biology to do that. Whatever. Can I plug my iPhone into your computer?"

— Overheard at Coffee Zone

Tags: mizzou coffee zone being a hippie not as glamorous as advertised

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April 02, 2013

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"There’s an old Irish saying, “If a girl won’t get drunk with you, she won’t have sex with you.” Maybe that’s only true in Ireland, but think about it anyway."

— Overheard at Lab Meeting, given as some advice to someone on a paper.

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March 11, 2013

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Not at all traumatizing.

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January 26, 2013

"What is it in the Bible, Jesus or God or someone said, ‘I vomit the lukewarm.’ Well, that’s me. I vomit the lukewarm."

— unnamed professor, instructing us on the preferred tone of our papers.

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October 12, 2012

O rly?

So evidently, MUPD “didn’t know” that you aren’t supposed to detain people for the under 35 gram misdemeanor passed by the city in 2004. I mean, nobody asked them, so what do ya do?

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August 15, 2012

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