Deer Sausage

  • Jen: Mom asked me for a water, so I opened up the fridge and this fell out (holds up a 2 foot long meat roll of some kind)
  • Mom: Doug, what is that?
  • Dad: Deer sausage. It's from my friend, Pete!
  • Mom: Are you going to eat it?
  • Dad: Yea.
  • Mom: How long does it last?
  • Dad: I don't know.
  • Mom: How long has it been in there?
  • Dad: I don't know.
  • Jennifer: (Still holding the sausage) Oh my.